I want to be a guy, so I can date another guy. You feel me?
When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like
ngl i’m scared that when i finally have a chance to finger louis’ asshole, i’m gonna have to ask the entire band to get out of it first
At school I was making grabby hands at my friend so they would pass me a basket ball and she laughed saying “you look like koala when you do that” so now everyone calls me koala